Part 2: Tinder Dating as Succulent Babe

 

Guy who I thought looked like Drake, therefore justified going on a date with him. Did he actually look like Drake in person? Oh, not even close. This is the closest I’ve been to being cat fished. It’s not my fault I was expecting to be the next Champagne Mami! The date involved going for a drink, and him talking about his BMW, truck, motorbike, and chicken. Yeah, he had his own chicken. I have no explanations for you guys, so I’m going to leave it at that. Not-Drake makes the top 2 for my Tinder highlights not for the date, but for the text message I received the very next morning. And yes, I obviously have the screen shot. Please note that the visual content below has inappropriate language not meant for minors, unless they want nightmares...

 
don't be this guy
 

I’m just going to let that sit with you for a moment. As I write this blog, I still find myself at a lost for words. I do have a lot of swear words that come to mind…

I’m just going skip to the lessons learned:

1)   Umm… Don’t go on a date because you think a guy looks like Drake.

2)   Don’t say screen shot worthy things, because you will be put on blast. Even if it’s a year later.

3)   There is no longevity in a dude who has no shame in sending you this message after the first time you meet (unless you both have shared that you’re into that kind of thing- which is all good in the hood too!)

Thugs & Kisses,

Alaine